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Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on WeChat:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Spotted on Slack:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Just landed via X:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Going viral on Telegram:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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39 shares on Reddit this month:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

27 shares on Messenger this month:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,709

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Shared recently on Threads:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Just shared via Threads:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Going bananas on YouTube:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Trending via Telegram:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Seen just now on X:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Making waves on Reddit:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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