Funny T-Rex quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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  Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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  'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle 🦖🎁 Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it's tough to clap when you're extinct. Let's give a round of applause for the T-Rex's resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor

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