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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Going viral on YouTube:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Breaking via Telegram:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Live now on YouTube:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Trending via WeChat:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Making waves on Discord:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Just landed via Reddit:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Reported on WeChat:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Breaking via Discord:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Just landed via Twitch:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Spotted on Facebook:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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