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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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2 months ago

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41 shares on Twitch this month.
The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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2 months ago

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119 shares on Twitch this month.

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77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

96 shares on Slack this month:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

All funny terrors quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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