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Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Half princess, half menace.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Making waves on Twitch:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Going viral on Slack:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Going viral on Instagram:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Just shared via YouTube:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Spotted on TikTok:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Just landed via Facebook:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Share →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Shared recently on Slack:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Shared recently on Slack:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Going viral on Instagram:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Reported on Threads:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Making waves on Threads:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Seen just now on Threads:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Going viral on Discord:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Just shared via WeChat:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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