Funny tolerance quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to find someone who won't judge me for sprinting through terminals like it's an Olympic sport! 🏃‍♂️😂✈️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️‍♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"

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