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Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

In banana years, I am bread.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

The shitshow must go on.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Spotted on Threads:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Breaking via Slack:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Just landed via Snapchat:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Trending via YouTube:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Making waves on Twitch:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Just landed via Facebook:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,642

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I would prefer not to.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Trending via WeChat:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Shared recently on Slack:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Breaking via Instagram:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Making waves on Slack:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Going viral on Threads:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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