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Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Going viral on TikTok:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Just shared via Snapchat:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Making waves on Facebook:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Trending via Threads:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Just landed via Messenger:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Going viral on YouTube:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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57 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Spotted on Threads:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Shared recently on Slack:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Trending via Twitch:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Going viral on Reddit:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Making waves on Messenger:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Trending via Snapchat:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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