Wordgag 🎅

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,919

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Just landed via Pinterest:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Spotted on X:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Live now on YouTube:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Just shared via Telegram:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Live now on YouTube:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Home » Funny Trench Quotes

Funny trench quotes

New funny trench quotes 👇

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

0

3 days ago

bro, calling, friend, friend zone, humor, know, relationship, slang, sure, trench, women, zone
I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

0

2 months ago

age, coat, detective, encounter, fashion, funny encounter, humor, i, looking, man, me, random, randomness, trench, trench coat

All funny trench quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on WeChat this month:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

94 shares on Threads this month:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Shared recently on Threads:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Going viral on Reddit:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Trending via TikTok:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Shared recently on Threads:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Making waves on Threads:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Wordgag 🎅

Activity Log ✨

Funny trench quotes

New funny trench quotes 👇

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

All funny trench quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨