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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,688

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Just shared via Telegram:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Spotted on Slack:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Seen just now on X:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on X this month:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

95 shares on Discord this month:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

54 shares on Discord this month:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

91 shares on Discord this month:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

60 shares on X this month:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Manifesting you in my bed.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,575

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Seen just now on TikTok:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Going viral on Discord:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Just landed via Slack:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Making waves on YouTube:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Making waves on Facebook:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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