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Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Trending via Facebook:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Just shared via X:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Trending via Reddit:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Going bananas on TikTok:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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18 shares on Discord this month:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

65 shares on Slack this month:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Is this art or trash?

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Just shared via Threads:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Making waves on Messenger:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Going viral on X:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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