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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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Trending via Facebook:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Making waves on Instagram:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Spotted on Instagram:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Reported on Messenger:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Just landed via X:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Seen just now on Discord:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Spotted on Threads:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Seen just now on Discord:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Just shared via Twitch:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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6 months ago
Share →: I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like your electricity bill is trying to brighten up your day! ☀💡 Looks like they're charging you for all types of light sources, including the divine kind. Better watch out for that next bill – they might start invoicing you for moonlight and starlight too! 🌟✨ #LightingUpYourExpenses
6 months ago
Share →: The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Commentary:
"In life, sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel turns out to be the headlight of an oncoming train 🚂💥. Talk about a plot twist! Remember, look both ways before crossing those metaphorical tracks! 😁"
6 months ago
Share →: The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃‍♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Spotted on Facebook:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Just landed via Slack:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Trending via WeChat:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Making waves on Discord:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Spotted on Slack:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Trending via Snapchat:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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