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Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I have a yearning disability.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Trending via Facebook:

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Shared recently on Threads:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Shared recently on Slack:

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

Live now on Pinterest:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Just shared via Messenger:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Trending via Pinterest:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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87 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

69 shares on Threads this month:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I would prefer not to.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Going viral on Facebook:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Making waves on TikTok:

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Spotted on YouTube:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Just landed via Discord:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Spotted on TikTok:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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