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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Spotted on Threads:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Going viral on Instagram:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Making waves on Messenger:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Going viral on Telegram:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Freshly posted on X:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Just shared via Discord:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Just shared via Discord:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Reported on X:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Going viral on WeChat:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Reported on Slack:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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