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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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429 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,698

Funny Quotes Topics

17,716

Funny Quotes Images

15,698

Updated

Jan 13, 2026

Users Online

3,477

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Going viral on Discord:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Seen just now on Slack:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Making waves on Instagram:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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25 shares on Threads this month:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

61 shares on Threads this month:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

62 shares on Discord this month:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

429 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,698

Funny Quotes Topics

17,716

Funny Quotes Images

15,698

Updated

Jan 13, 2026

Users Online

3,636

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Threads:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Seen just now on Messenger:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Making waves on TikTok:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Seen just now on Threads:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Just landed via Threads:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Spotted on Messenger:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Live now on YouTube:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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