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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Funny ugly word quotes are the perfect blend of humor and sass that make you laugh out loud 😂 while embracing the quirky side of language 🤪. Whether you’re in need of a clever comeback or just some lighthearted fun, these witty gems add spice 🌶️ to any conversation. Ready to smile and cringe in the best way? Let’s dive into the wonderfully weird world of wordplay! 🎉📚

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

2 months ago

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

2 months ago

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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Going bananas on Instagram:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Spotted on Threads:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Breaking via YouTube:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Just landed via TikTok:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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