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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Breaking via Slack:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Trending via Reddit:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Breaking via Slack:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Just shared via X:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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