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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Just shared via Discord:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Funny underthink quotes are the perfect dose of 😂 wit for those moments when overanalyzing is overrated. Sometimes, keeping it simple and silly leads to the best laughs 🤪💡 Whether you’re a master of minimal brainpower or just love a good chuckle, these gems will brighten your day and remind you that thinking less can be surprisingly entertaining! 🧠✨ #UnderthinkAndLaugh

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Spotted on Instagram:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Seen just now on Discord:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Spotted on Reddit:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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