Funny underwater quotes

• “I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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  6 days ago

  brothers, buying, entertainment, entertainment industry, evolution, evolve, future, gill, humor, industry, living, matter, Netflix, none, once, start, underwater, warner, Warner Brothers

• When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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  3 weeks ago

  boundary, business, humor, i, love, mean, mystery, none, ocean, respect, say, surface, underwater, whatever

• Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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  1 month ago

  animals, crab, curiosity, fish, fly, funny question, humor, perspective, question, think, thought, underwater

• 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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  1 month ago

  90, exploration, fast, fast food, food, humor, joke, McDonald’s, means, ocean, restaurant, sea, underwater, unexplored

• I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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  2 months ago

  activity, diving, documentary, fear, humor, i, learn, learning, music, orchestral, orchestral music, scuba, scuba diving, underwater, want

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