Funny underwater quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this aspiring scuba diver might need to prepare some earplugs along with their diving gear! 🎵🤿 Who knew the real danger of the deep sea lay in the soothing sounds of violins and flutes? 🌊😂 #DiveSafe"

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