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Funny unexpected visit quotes

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

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