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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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