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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Just shared via X:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Making waves on YouTube:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Going viral on WeChat:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Making waves on Instagram:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Freshly posted on X:

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

Going viral on Messenger:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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12 shares on Twitch this month:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

38 shares on X this month:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

11 shares on Slack this month:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

71 shares on Threads this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Just landed via Telegram:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Just landed via Discord:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Just shared via Twitch:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Going viral on Twitch:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Live now on Messenger:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Spotted on Threads:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Going viral on Instagram:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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