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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Shared recently on Discord:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Going viral on X:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Just shared via Discord:

My life coach traded me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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65 shares on Threads this month:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Friends with consequences.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

They expect me to work at work.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Trending via Slack:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Seen just now on Slack:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Just shared via Instagram:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Just landed via Slack:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Just shared via Discord:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Spotted on YouTube:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Spotted on Slack:

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

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