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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Just landed via Twitch:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Trending via Telegram:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Share →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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"Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"
6 months ago
Share →: Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Ah, the good old days of childhood simplicity – when flipping binoculars was the closest thing to teleportation! 👀🔄 Distance felt so distant, yet so close, like a sneaky spy peeking at a world of miniatures. Those were the days! 🕵️‍♂️🌎 #UpsideDownAdventures

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Live now on WeChat:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Reported on WeChat:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Trending via WeChat:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Trending via Reddit:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Live now on Telegram:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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