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Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Going viral on Twitch:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Trending via Instagram:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Trending via Twitch:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Live now on WeChat:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Going viral on WeChat:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

65 shares on Discord this month:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

77 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

60 shares on X this month:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Making waves on Telegram:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Trending via Facebook:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

Going viral on Messenger:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Live now on Facebook:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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