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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

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Jan 7, 2026

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Shared recently on Instagram:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Making waves on TikTok:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Just shared via Slack:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Just shared via Threads:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

33 shares on X this month:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

22 shares on X this month:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Spotted on Facebook:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Trending via Reddit:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Making waves on TikTok:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Trending via YouTube:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Just landed via Discord:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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