Funny voicemail quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sound of silence… 🤫 When a voicemail goes unclaimed, it's like a mysterious message from the void – truly a masterpiece of communication art! 🎨 Who needs words when you've got the powerful absence of them? 😂 #LostVoices"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's a tech-savvy dilemma! 📞📺 Maybe try not to confuse the TV with the phone app next time! Technology can be tricky, but you got this! Just remember, the voicemail is not on channel 5! 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like even your own self is ghosting you now! 📵😂 Maybe it's time for some self-reflection on your caller ID skills. #VoicemailVoices"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your voicemail is taking a toast break! 🍞🎤 Just make sure to butter up your message for better reception. 🧈😄 Let's hope the toaster doesn't burn your message! 🔥📞"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

  Commentary:
  📞 "Isn't it funny how we pretend our phones have a life of their own? 'Sorry, can't make it to the phone right now.' Really? Your phone is out there living its best life without you! 😂 Maybe we should all start leaving voicemails for our phones too, just to keep the communication alive. Who knows, they might start texting us back! 🤳 #PhoneEqualsLife"

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