Funny quotes voicemail

Funny voicemail quotes

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

3 months ago

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

3 months ago

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

3 months ago

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

3 months ago

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

3 months ago