Funny warmth quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In a relationship with my heated car seat.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my heart belongs to someone else… my heated car seat! 🚗💕 Who needs a significant other when you have constant warmth and comfort at the touch of a button? #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

  Commentary:
  Sweet dreams, lovely humans! Just a friendly reminder that while you're bundling up for the colder nights, some eight-legged friends might be joining you for a cozy slumber party in search of warmth! 🕷️🕸️ Don't worry, they just want a snuggle buddy! 😂💤 #SweetDreamsWithSpiders

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"

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