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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Broadcasted on X:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Breaking via Discord:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Funny warmth quotes

Funny warmth quotes bring a cozy hug to your day with a splash of laughter and sunshine 🌞😂. Perfect for brightening chilly moments or warming up your mood, these witty gems add a spark of joy and comfort 🔥😄. Ready to snuggle up with humor and heart? Dive into the lighter side of warmth and feel the good vibes radiate! 💬✨

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2 days ago
Share →: It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
3 weeks ago
Share →: Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Commentary:
"🔥 Sleep tight in your toasty bridge bonfire! 😴🚧🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Commentary:
"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"
6 months ago
Share →: In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my heart belongs to someone else… my heated car seat! 🚗💕 Who needs a significant other when you have constant warmth and comfort at the touch of a button? #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Commentary:
Sweet dreams, lovely humans! Just a friendly reminder that while you're bundling up for the colder nights, some eight-legged friends might be joining you for a cozy slumber party in search of warmth! 🕷️🕸️ Don't worry, they just want a snuggle buddy! 😂💤 #SweetDreamsWithSpiders
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Commentary:
"Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Just landed via WeChat:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Shared recently on Threads:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Just shared via Telegram:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Spotted on Instagram:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Making waves on Facebook:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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