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Funny warmth quotes

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

2 months ago

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

2 months ago

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

3 months ago

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

3 months ago