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Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Just landed via WeChat:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Making waves on Slack:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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90 shares on Messenger this month:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

56 shares on Discord this month:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Just shared via YouTube:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Making waves on Telegram:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Just shared via Facebook:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Just shared via YouTube:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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