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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Trending via YouTube:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Going viral on Telegram:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Spotted on Messenger:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Trending via Slack:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Trending via Twitch:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Trending via Messenger:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Spreading quickly via X:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Just shared via Slack:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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