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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Just shared via Reddit:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Trending via Instagram:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Trending via Facebook:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Reported on X:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Spotted on Snapchat:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Broadcasted on Threads:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Live now on X:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Just shared via Facebook:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Just shared via Discord:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Trending via Slack:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Breaking via Messenger:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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