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Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Trending via Messenger:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Just landed via Twitch:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Seen just now on WeChat:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Going viral on YouTube:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Going viral on X:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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97 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need a day off from myself.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

100 shares on Discord this month:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

83 shares on X this month:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Seen just now on Slack:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Spotted on Slack:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Just shared via Twitch:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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