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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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17,766

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Updated

Jan 31, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Going viral on YouTube:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Trending via X:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sick of living through history!

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40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Going viral on Telegram:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Spotted on Reddit:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Going viral on WeChat:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Just shared via Discord:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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