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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

Spotted on Slack:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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