Funny wool quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, those sheep are really stepping up their game! 🐑💪 Who knew they were such talented fashion designers? Maybe they'll start their own line of knitwear soon! 😄🧶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's ready to trade Grandma's knitting needles for some heavy-duty gear! 🚗💥 Watch out world, we've got a crochet daredevil on the loose! 🧶😄 #NeedleAndThreadSpeedster"

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