Funny world domination quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the key to taking over the world was a cozy pillow and a comfortable blanket? 💤🌍 Just imagine a villain snuggled up in their lair, dreaming of all the mischief they could cause once they wake up refreshed and ready to conquer. Watch out, world, nap time is over soon! 😈💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

  Commentary:
  "World domination? 🌍 Nah, I can barely handle adulting for myself! 🤷‍♂️ It's all fun and games until someone asks me to take over the world! 😂"

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