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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Share →: And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Share →: They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Imagine the chaos at the Oscars with a new category for Best Super Sex Scene! Who needs traditional movie plots when you can have a blockbuster filled with nothing but steamy scenes? Talk about a must-see for date night at the cinema!

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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