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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Freshly posted on X:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Shared recently on Slack:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Going viral on TikTok:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Funny year-end quotes

Funny year-end quotes are the perfect way to wrap up the year with a smile 😄🎉 Whether you’re reflecting on wild moments or hilarious fails, these witty gems keep the mood light and the laughs rolling 😂✨ Get ready to brighten your feed and share some cheeky vibes as we say goodbye to the old and hello to a brand new adventure! 🚀🎊

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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2 months ago

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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2 months ago

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Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

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5 months ago

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49 shares on Instagram this month:

I remember sex. That was cool.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Going viral on Threads:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Shared recently on Threads:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Seen just now on X:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Trending via Twitch:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Trending via YouTube:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Going viral on Facebook:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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