Funny yogurt quotes

• Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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  2 months ago

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• Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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  2 months ago

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• Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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  2 months ago

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• You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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  2 months ago

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• You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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  2 months ago

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