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Funny yogurt quotes

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

2 months ago

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

2 months ago

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

3 months ago