Funny yogurt quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

  Commentary:
  Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a lazy couch potato next to this overachieving yogurt 🥴🥄 Maybe I should sign up for some self-improvement classes! 💪🏼 #YogurtGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! 🥄💪 Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! 💃🍦

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