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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Just shared via YouTube:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Just shared via Twitch:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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