In today’s world, it’s easy to find yourself chatting more with your leafy companions than actual humans. Maybe it’s their calming presence or the fact they never interrupt you mid-sentence. 🌿😅 Whatever the reason, here are 15 signs you talk to your plants more than people.
1. You’ve named every single plant, and they each have a backstory. 🌱📚
2. You catch yourself saying “please” and “thank you” while watering them. 💦🙏
3. You apologize to them when you accidentally brush against their leaves. 🍃😬
4. You have a favorite plant and you’re not afraid to admit it. 🌼💖
5. Your phone’s camera roll is 80% plant photos. 📸🌿
6. You ask your plants how their day was while cooking dinner. 🍴🗣️
7. You find yourself whispering words of encouragement to new sprouts. 🌱👏
8. You scold them gently when they start drooping. 😠🌾
9. You have distinct voices for each plant when you speak for them. 🎭🪴
10. Your friends find you mid-conversation with your ferns and aren’t surprised. 😅🌿
11. You celebrate their growth with more enthusiasm than your own achievements. 🎉🌱
12. You can recognize their “moods” better than some coworkers’. 😌🪴
13. You’ve considered adding them to your family group chat. 📱🌿
14. You find yourself saying, “I’ll tell the plants about this later.” 🤫🪴
15. You’ve realized your plants never judge your fashion choices. 👗🌿
So, do these signs resonate with you? If you find yourself nodding along, it’s safe to say you talk to your plants more than people—and that’s okay! They make excellent listeners and never argue back. 😊🪴 Keep chatting with your green friends; they might not talk back, but they surely appreciate the company.