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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Trending via Slack:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Spotted on Messenger:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Just shared via YouTube:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Shared recently on Twitch:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Making waves on WeChat:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

30 Funny Owl Puns That Are a Hoot

Funny owl puns are a real hoot! 🦉😂 Whether you’re looking to make someone smile or just brighten your own day, these clever quips about our feathered friends will surely do the trick. Let’s dive into the whimsical world of owls and have a laugh or two! 🌟😁

A Collection of Funny Owl Puns to Make You Smile

What do you call an owl magician? Hoo-dini! 🎩🦉
Why don’t owls study for exams? They wing it! 📚🦉
What’s an owl’s favorite subject? Owlgebra! 🦉➕
How do owls greet each other? Owl be seeing you! 👋🦉
Why was the owl invited to every party? He was a hoot! 🎉🦉
What do you call a lazy owl? A hoot potato! 🛋️🦉
Why do owls make bad baseball players? They keep their eyes on the fowl! ⚾🦉
What does an owl say when it surprises you? Owl bet you didn’t see that coming! 🤯🦉
Why did the owl sit in the shade? Because he didn’t give a hoot! 🌳🦉
What did the owl say to its therapist? I feel like I’m talon it all! 🛋️🦉

Even More Funny Owl Puns to Brighten Your Day

Why did the owl break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t give a hoot! 💔🦉
How does an owl ask for a loan? Owl pay you back! 💰🦉
What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-oween! 🎃🦉
What’s an owl’s favorite type of math? Owlgebra! ➗🦉
Why are owls so bad at keeping secrets? Because they always tell a hoot! 🤐🦉
What do you call an owl who does magic tricks? Hoo-dini! 🪄🦉
How does an owl get around town? Owl-ber! 🚗🦉
What’s an owl’s favorite rock band? The Who! 🎸🦉
What’s an owl’s favorite movie? The Hoosiers! 🎬🦉
Why did the owl get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field! 🌾🦉

Last Set of Funny Owl Puns to Keep You Laughing

What do you call an owl who’s a romantic? A hoot-heart! 💘🦉
Why did the owl start a podcast? To give a hoot! 🎙️🦉
Why did the owl get detention? For telling a hoot-dunit! 📝🦉
What’s an owl’s favorite TV show? Doctor Hoo! 📺🦉
What do you call an owl who loves to dance? A feather buster! 💃🦉
Why was the owl a great musician? He had perfect hoot! 🎶🦉
What do owls love on a cold day? A hoot chocolate! ☕🦉
How do owls stay fit? They do owl-robics! 🤸🦉
Why do owls never get lost? They always wing it! 🗺️🦉
What’s an owl’s favorite type of cookie? Hootmeal raisin! 🍪🦉

Funny owl puns can make any day brighter! 🦉😄 Whether you shared them with friends or had a little giggle yourself, we hope these playful puns kept you entertained. Keep spreading the joy with these wise and witty words! 🌟🤣

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

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20 shares on Pinterest this month:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

13 shares on Threads this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

52 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

67 shares on Threads this month:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I am thick and tired.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Going bananas on X:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Spotted on Telegram:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Going viral on Threads:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Just landed via Twitch:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Spotted on Messenger:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Trending via Pinterest:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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