Looking to add a splash of humor to your relationship? 😂 Sending a funny message can lighten the mood and make your partner smile. Here are 30 hilarious messages to surprise your partner and remind them why they fell in love with your wit in the first place! 😍💌
1. “Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. So does my wallet. 🪄😂”
2. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and also the grocery store. 😜🛒”
3. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. And if you were fruit, you’d be a fine-apple! 🥒🍍”
4. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection! And possibly a slower internet speed… 🙈📶”
5. “You’re the reason I wake up in the morning… and the reason I need coffee first. 😂☕”
6. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you… again. 🩹😄”
7. “Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you? Also, please help me carry the groceries. 👜🤝”
8. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. And a snowblower! ❄️😘”
9. “Are you an alien? Because you’ve just abducted my heart. 👽💘”
10. “My love for you is like a fart: loud, funny, and impossible to hold in! 💨😂”
11. “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous. 🍔😍”
12. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my messy hair? 🥴👀”
13. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you. 🚗😍”
14. “You’re the avocado to my toast, except a bit more affordable. 🥑🍞”
15. “Even if there was gravity on the moon, I’d still fall for you. 🌕😅”
16. “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one! And if you’re obtuse, that’s a good excuse. 🔺😘”
17. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day… and I still can’t catch up with your awesomeness. 🏃♂️💭”
18. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together… in matching pajamas! 📸👚”
19. “If you held up 11 roses in a mirror, you’d see 12 of the most amazing things in the world. And also one weird reflection. 🌹☺️”
20. “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date then? Whoops, too forward! 🍇😆”
21. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te! And I love your element! 🧪😘”
22. “Your love is like Netflix—every time I think I’m over it, another show convinces me otherwise. 📺💞”
23. “Running out of battery and the only charger I need is a hug from you. 🔋🤗”
24. “You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life. Also, you keep correcting me! 📖😂”
25. “If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. And I’d still accidentally set the timer wrong. ⏰😉”
26. “If you were a sentence, you’d be what they call a ‘run-on.’ Because you just keep going on and on in my mind. 📝😍”
27. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, but without the allergies. 🥜🍇”
28. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a berry good one! Thank you for bearing with me. 🍓😊”
29. “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly, they’ve never been in your arms. 🎢💖”
30. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll never get over how cute you are, boo! 🌹💙”
Keep the laughter flowing and the love growing with these funny messages. Remember, in love, laughter truly is the best medicine. Until next time, keep surprising and smiling! 😃❤️