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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Telegram:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Spotted on Messenger:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Just landed via Discord:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Spotted on Reddit:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Just landed via Instagram:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

40 Funny Comic Convention Captions to Geek Out with Laughter

Ready to dive into a world of costumes, characters, and clever comic convention captions? Whether you’re a seasoned con-goer or a first-timer, these captions will add a dash of humor to your snaps and stories! 📸🤣

Get a Laugh with These Funny Comic Convention Captions

I came, I saw, I cosplayed! 🎭🦸‍♂️
When in doubt, geek it out! 🕶️🤓
Comic conventions: where reality takes a coffee break ☕🦸‍♀️
I’m not a hero; I just play one at cons! 🎮🏆
Keep calm and cosplay on 🤖🧙‍♂️
I speak fluent nerd 🗣️📚
Just another day in the multiverse 🌀🚀
I’m 99% sure I’m a comic character in the wrong universe 📖🤔
Who needs reality when you’ve got fandoms? 🌌🥳
Found my superpower: surviving cons! 💪🦸
I solemnly swear I am up to a lot of fun at the con! ⚡📜
Dressing up is my cardio 👠💥
Pardon my super suit, it’s laundry day! 🧺🦹‍♂️
Con life: where awkward is the new awesome 😅🏅
Currently channeling my inner superhero 🦸‍♂️💫
A Jedi’s work is never done 🌟🔫
Con hangover is real, and I regret nothing! 🤯🥳
My other car is a TARDIS 🚀⏳
In case of emergency, break out the comics 📚🚨
I went to a comic convention and all I got was this epic selfie 📸😎

Explore More Witty Comic Convention Captions

The force is strong with this one! ✨🔦
Less talk, more cosplay 👗🎭
Living my best con life, one costume at a time 🔄🎨
Just here for the panels and the puns 🎤😂
May the comics be ever in your favor 📖🍀
I don’t age, I level up 🎮🆙
Welcome to the nerd side; we have comics! 📚🍪
Con ready, let’s geek this out! 💼🤓
Life is too short for boring t-shirts 👕🌟
Reality called, so I hung up and went to the con 📞🚫
Eat, sleep, cosplay, repeat 🔄🛌
Found my tribe at the con! 👥🎉
Who needs a cape when you’ve got confidence? 🦅💼
In a committed relationship with fandoms 💌👾
Why so serious? It’s con time! 🤡🕒
For the love of comics and creativity 💖🎨
Geek is my middle name 🤓👤
Fandom is my fashion statement 👗✌️
Adventure awaits at every con corner 🌍🔍
Take a picture, it lasts longer! 📸🕰️

Whether you’re snapping selfies or capturing the cosplay, these witty comic convention captions will keep your social media posts fun and fresh. Until the next con, keep geeking out! 📷🦸‍♂️

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98 shares on Facebook this month:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

59 shares on X this month:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

14 shares on Threads this month:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

How is it still this week?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Making waves on Twitch:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Broadcasted on Discord:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Trending via WeChat:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Going viral on WeChat:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Shared recently on X:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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