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Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on Twitch:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Just landed via YouTube:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Spotted on Reddit:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Going bananas on WeChat:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Going viral on Telegram:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Just landed via Reddit:

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Making waves on Telegram:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Making waves on Reddit:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Spotted on Twitch:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

40 Funny Negroni Captions to Mix Up Your Humor

🍸 Get ready to stir up a storm with these hilarious negroni captions! Whether you’re sipping on a classic or a creative twist, these witty words will perfectly accompany your favorite cocktail moments. Let’s clink glasses and dive into a world of humor! 🥂

Funny Negroni Captions to Make You Smile

Negroni: because adulting is hard. 🍹😂
Raising my spirits, one Negroni at a time. 🥃😄
When life gives you lemons, trade them for Negroni ingredients. 🍋➡️🍸
Bitter? Only like my Negroni. 😋🍸
Feeling ne-groovy with this Negroni. 🕺🍹
Negroni: The answer to all of life’s questions. 🤔🍸
Negroni on board, bad vibes overboard. 🚤🍸
When in doubt, Negroni it out. 🤷‍♀️🍹
Negroni: my glass-half-full philosophy. 🥃😌
Negroni nights and city lights. 🌃🍸
Sip, sip, hooray for Negroni day! 🎉🍸
A balanced diet is a Negroni in each hand. 🤗🍹
Life is too short for bad Negronis. 🕰️🍸
Negroni vibes: strong, bold, and classic. 💪🍸
Negroni: my favorite way to say cheers. 🍻🥃
Cheers to Negroni and good company! 👯‍♂️🍸
Keep calm and pour a Negroni. 😎🍸
Negroni: the ultimate conversation starter. 🗣️🍸
Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of Negroni. 🌧️🍸
In a relationship with Negroni. ❤️🍸

Mixing Up Humor with Clever Negroni Captions

Negroni: the original ‘liquid courage’. 💪🍹
Negroni: because sometimes, water just doesn’t cut it. 💧❌🍸
Sip happens, especially with Negroni. 😬🍸
Life’s too busy for boring drinks. Enter Negroni. ⏳🍸
Creating Negroni moments, one sip at a time. ⏱️🍹
Negroni mode: activated. ⚡️🍸
Just me and my Negroni against the world. 🌍🥃
Negroni: the cocktail that keeps on giving. 🎁🍸
Feeling knotty? Time for a Negroni. 🤭🍸
The only drama I enjoy is in my Negroni glass. 🎭🍸
Negroni: the sweeter side to my bitterness. 🍬🍹
Sippin’ on sunshine with my Negroni. ☀️🍸
Negroni: the official drink of good times. 🎊🍸
My Negroni brings all the joy to the yard. 🌿🍹
When Negroni calls, I always answer. 📞🍸
Negroni days are the best days. 🗓️🍸
Keep your friends close and your Negroni closer. 🤝🍹
Negroni: where my heart is. 💖🍸
Ain’t no party like a Negroni party. 🎉🥃
Negroni: because wine was too mainstream. 🍷❌🍸

🥳 Ready to raise a glass to these clever negroni captions? Whether you’re the life of the party or just enjoying a quiet evening in, these lines are sure to add a splash of humor to your cocktail time. Cheers to laughter and good vibes! 🍸✨

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52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

33 shares on Threads this month:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

50 shares on X this month:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Broadcasted on Threads:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Spotted on X:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Live now on Snapchat:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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