Looking to add a little laughter to your love this year? These funny valentine’s day captions are perfect for bringing smiles and giggles to your special someone. Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between, these witty lines are sure to spread the love and the laughs! 💘😂
Funny Valentine’s Day Captions for the Humor-Hearted
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly! 🥜🍇
- Love is in the air… better grab a mask! 😷❤️
- Netflix and love you forever. 🎥💞
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni. 🧀🍝
- I love you more than chocolate… and that’s saying a lot! 🍫😍
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one. 📐😘
- Roses are red, violets are blue, wine costs less than dinner for two. 🍷😂
- I’m nuts about you! 🌰💗
- Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite. 🍫❤️
- You’re my favorite notification. 📱💬
- I love you a latte. ☕💓
- Together we make the perfect combo meal. 🍔🍟
- Me: Do I smell like chocolate? You: No! Me: Why not? 🍫❓
- You make my heart skip a beat. Or maybe it’s just the coffee. ☕💞
- You’re the cheese to my pizza. 🍕💖
- You’re the highlight of my lowlights. 💡🙂
- You’ve stolen a pizza my heart. 🍕❤️
- You’re one in a melon! 🍉😍
- I love you so much, I’ll even share my pizza with you. 🍕🥰
- Let’s be weird together forever. 😜💘
Witty and Silly Valentine’s Day Captions to Share the Love
- We’re the perfect mix of sweet and salty. 🍬🥨
- You’re the avocado to my toast. 🥑🍞
- I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
- You’re the yin to my yang. ☯️💑
- Let’s never give up on the things that make us smile. 😊💕
- Cupid called, he wants his arrow back. 🏹😜
- You auto-complete me. 💻💘
- You’re the apple of my eye, but please don’t fall far from the tree. 🍎👀
- You’re the sparkle in my life. ✨💖
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. ❄️😘
- I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot! 🍕😍
- You’re the frosting on my cupcake. 🧁❤️
- You make my heart pop. 💥💓
- Our love is like a fine wine—it only gets better with age. 🍷❤️
- We go together like copy and paste. 📄🖇️
- You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te! 🔬😘
- I’d share my last slice with you. 🍕💕
- You’ve got a pizza my heart, and I’m not even mad. 🍕💔
- You’re the pun to my punchline. 😆💖
- I love you more than WiFi. 📶😍
We hope these hilarious valentine’s day captions have tickled your funny bone and sparked a little extra joy this season! Whether you’re sharing with your significant other or your best friend, these captions are perfect for spreading smiles and love all around. Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️😂