New funny favorite quotes

• My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

• All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

• You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

• Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

• My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

• My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

• My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

• My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

• You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

• My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Top funny favorite quotes

• My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

• My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

• Being alone is my favourite way of being.

• “Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

• My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

• My favourite animal is me when I have money.

• Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

• My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

• My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

• Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Popular funny favorite quotes

• My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

• My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

• My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

• I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

• My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

• “It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

• “Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

• I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

More funny favorite quotes

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

• My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

• The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

• My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

• My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

• One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

• My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

• Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

• My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

• My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Witty favorite quotes

• My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

• I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

• Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

• My favorite color is sunshine.

• My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

• The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

• Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

• Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

• My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

• I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Funny favorite quotes remind us that picking a favorite is often just a temporary mood 🤣. Whether it’s switching favorite songs 🎶 every week, calling multiple people your “absolute best friend” 🙃, or having a “favorite” snack for every hour of the day 🍫, favorites are wonderfully flexible. These quotes are perfect for anyone who proudly changes their favorites as often as their socks 🤪. So embrace the indecision, laugh at your changing tastes, and enjoy the comedy of having way too many favorites 😂!