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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Being underestimated is my favorite plot twist.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Posted onMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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