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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite color is money.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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