New funny relatable quotes

• I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

• The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

• Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

• Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

• Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

• That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

• My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

• “You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

• Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

• When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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• I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

• No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

• It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

• Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

• This Monday has Monday written all over it.

• I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

• Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

• Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

• No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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• I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

• The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

• That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

• I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

• Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

• How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

• This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

• Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

• Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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• A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

• The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

• Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

• I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

• Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

• Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

• Even wild things have slow mornings.

• I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

• Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Witty relatable quotes

• Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

• I need a leaf blower, but for people.

• At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

• You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

• “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

• Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

• Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

• My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

• “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

• Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Funny relatable quotes remind us that no matter how different we seem, we’re all navigating the same kind of hilarious chaos 😂. Whether it’s procrastinating everything 🗓️, forgetting why you walked into a room 🚪, or making weird faces when no one’s watching 🙃, relatable moments bring instant comedy. These quotes are perfect for anyone who loves realizing, “I thought it was just me!” 🤣. So embrace the shared awkwardness, laugh at the universal struggles, and enjoy the joy of being hilariously relatable 🤪!