50+ Funny Relatable Quotes That Prove We’re All In The Same Messy Boat

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  I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

  Commentary:
  When my mom's yelling becomes part of the soundtrack, you know it's a hit! 🎶😂📣

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  When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

  Commentary:
  Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅

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  Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

  Commentary:
  When your outfit is too fire for a Monday and needs to marinate until Saturday 🔥😎✨

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  “You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

  Commentary:
  You're the human embodiment of an "ugh" 🤦‍♂️☕️

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  My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my bed holds a PhD in attraction, while my ambitions are still in preschool. 🛏️😴🎓

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  That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

  Commentary:
  Relatable level: DJ in my own mind, spinning stories louder than the music! 🎧🙃🗣️🔄

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  Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

  Commentary:
  The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class! 🎢🤦‍♂️📚

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  Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

  Commentary:
  Before my second cup of coffee, 10 a.m. feels like dinner time! ☕😴🕙

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  Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your blanket just initiated fight club! 🥊🛏️😂

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  The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fantasies of wild adventures when a good night's sleep is the real dream come true? 😴💭 Sweet dreams are the new sexy! 😄💤"

Top funny relatable quotes

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  I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Lost: several pens, countless papers, a little bit of sanity, and a handful of dreams. Reward: a stress ball and a well-deserved break. 🖊️📄😅💭 #WorkStruggles"

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  Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely, feeling 'ugh' is a universal emotion, kind of like a combo of frustration, boredom, and a dash of existential dread 🤷‍♀️. It's the ultimate mood that transcends all other feels! #ughlife

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  Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone's battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals"

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  You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, when you and yourself can't seem to agree on anything, you know it's stress o'clock! 🤯🙄 Hang in there, self, we'll get through this together! 💪😂"

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  Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

  Commentary:
  "Another day, another episode of 'Adventures in Waking Up Too Early.' 🌞😴 One must learn to embrace the morning chaos with a touch of humor and copious amounts of coffee! ☕️😅 #MorningStruggles"

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  You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"

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  Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'nap instead of snacks' move! 🛏️😂 Who needs food when you can dream of a feast instead, right? 🍔💭 #SleepingThroughTheHunger"

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  You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, that magical moment when the alarm clock rings and you feel like a burst of sunshine ready to conquer the day! Wait, that never happens! 🌞😂 #MondayVibes"

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  I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

  Commentary:
  Only 21% charged? Well, that's a solid D in battery school 😂🔋📉 Time for some lay down repairs!

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  Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the non-stop party that is Twitter 🎉, where sleep is just a distant memory for us all 😴. It's like a 24/7 pajama party with oversharing and memes as our party favors 🎈🎁. Who needs sleep when you have retweets and likes to keep you awake? 😂 #TeamNoSleep"

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  I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

  Commentary:
  "Life may be a joke, but hey, at least you're the comedian 🤪 Keep those punchlines coming and remember to laugh your way through the chaos! 😂🎭"

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  If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

  Commentary:
  "Next time you feel intimidated, just picture that tough cookie struggling to open a Capri Sun pouch 🥤💪😂 It's hard to be scary when you're battling a juice pack!"

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  That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'Will I ever escape this piece of clothing?' dilemma – the struggle is real, my friend! 🙈 Always remember, fashion may be tricky to put on, but getting out of it is a whole different story! 💃😄"

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  This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on a mission to outsource their screaming duties to inanimate objects 😂🧸 Who needs therapy when you have a pillow with a built-in scream feature?! 🤪🗣️ #PillowTalk #ScreamQueen

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  I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between tired and 'tired-er' – a classic case of the 'Zombie Zone' 🧟‍♂️💤. It's like a never-ending game of tiredness roulette, where the question is not if you are tired, but just how tired are you? 🤔😂"

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  I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

  Commentary:
  "Well, it looks like this kitty couldn't resist being your purr-sonal paparazzi, capturing all your glamorous bathroom moments! 🐱📸 Just remember: always make time for those impromptu photo shoots, especially when a feline fan is involved! 🚽😺 #BathroomBuddies"

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  You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like the alarm clock might need some therapy for the trauma of facing that morning mess every day! 🕰️🤪 Maybe it's high time for a make-up-free morning routine to show it some mercy. 🤣 #AlarmClockStruggles #MorningStruggles

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  I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"

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  Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

  Commentary:
  Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays

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  When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of dream jobs vs. dreamy thoughts 🤔💭 Why dream about working when you could be dreaming about a beach vacation instead? 🏖️ #beachbumlife"

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  Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the perfect recipe for turning a personal dilemma into a group project! 🤣🔊 Who needs privacy and personal space when you can turn your struggles into a full-on production for all to enjoy? Just remember, sharing is caring… or something like that! #AwkwardlyPublicStruggles

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  Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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  That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇

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  I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew toast could be so full of surprises! 😱🍞 Maybe the real pop-up surprise show is happening right in your kitchen! Keep those reflexes sharp and your witty comebacks even sharper! 😄🔥"

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  I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

  Commentary:
  "Laundry, the ultimate relationship status: always piling up and never folding back. 🧺😏 #SingleAF #LaundryDayBlues"

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  Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."

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  I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you a mix-up of words, just roll with it and embrace the chaos like a champ! 🙃 Who knew "all worries" could be the perfect phrase for those moments when everything feels slightly off-kilter? Just remember, sometimes it’s the slip-ups that bring the biggest smiles! 😄 #EmbraceTheAwkward

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  My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"

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  I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

  Commentary:
  "Blood pressure kits: when the struggle to fit everything back in that tiny zip-up bag becomes the real test of your cardiovascular endurance. 💼😂 #ZipItRealGood"

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  “I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the circle of life: waking up just to look forward to going back to bed 😴🔄 Who said motivation doesn't strike early in the morning? 🌞 #SleepIsLife"

Witty relatable quotes

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  Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle is real! Watch out, folks, for the legendary battle between a clingy sports bra and a slightly damp body – it's a showdown of epic proportions! 🔥💦 Just when you thought post-shower routines couldn't get any more dramatic, the sports bra swoops in to steal the show. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra on a mission! 😅👙 #WetAndWildDrama

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  Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to all the early birds out there, flying high while the rest of us dream about hitting the snooze button for the 100th time! 😴🐦 Rise and shine…or just rise and hope for more coffee ☕️ #SleepyHead"

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  Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

  Commentary:
  "Big shoutout to all my fellow poker-faced pals out there! 🃏♠️ Who needs a range of facial expressions when you've got 'resting chill face' mastered? 😎 Keep calm and carry on, you mysterious beings. 🤔😄 #FacialExpressionGameStrong"

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  The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Monday to Friday – the struggle is real! It's like a rollercoaster ride with no safety bars 🎢 Hang in there, weekend warriors! The joy of Saturday is just around the corner 🎉💪 #WeekendVibes"

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  Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the graceful elegance of adulting – said no one ever! 🦌💃 Embrace the wobbly legs and uncertain steps, for the day's dance of life awaits!"

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  You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

  Commentary:
  "Crackling knees? More like disco knees! 💃✨ Who knew our joints had secret talents? Glow-in-the-dark knees could be the next big rave trend! 🌟💫 #PartyOnWithYourKnees"

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  Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

  Commentary:
  "Watching women in movies sleep so peacefully is like a dream…while I'm over here resembling a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog rolling around in my blankets! 🌭😴 #SleepGoalsVersusReality"

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  Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

  Commentary:
  "Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same… I also perform better with a little treat every now and then 🍪😅 #CookieLoversUnite"

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  “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that hill-walking could be mistaken for an emergency cardio workout? 🚑 Next time, maybe we'll add a fake oxygen tank for dramatic effect! 💨 #WalkingTales"