It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet. The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.