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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your fee…

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your fee…

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"It's a bizarre world we live in where noses run while feet emit fragrant aromas – a true case of life's sense of humor! 🤭👃🏃‍♂️🦶💨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged feet, nose, paradox, running, smell on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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