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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

2 weeks ago

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

4 weeks ago

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

2 weeks ago

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

3 weeks ago

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39 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

83 shares on Slack this month:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

64 shares on Telegram this month:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

66 shares on Discord this month:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

98 shares on Facebook this month:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

55 shares on X this month:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Shared recently on TikTok:

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being awake is the worst.

Live now on Discord:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Trending via Instagram:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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