Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Big round of applause to me 👏 for single-handedly taking the 'self-sabotage' game to a whole new level! Who needs enemies when you've got yourself, am I right? 🤦♂️💥 #selfdestructivegenius" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”. “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry. Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.