Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPolitics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad. If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
