I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics. I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts. My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.