I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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“Taking a stroll through the woods is a thrilling game of survival 😅🐻 Who needs a treadmill when you have the great outdoors ready to keep you on your toes…literally? Just don’t forget the bear repellent and maybe a snack for the bear too, you know, as a peace offering 🍯🐾”

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