Funny 401k quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haunted houses when you have financial statements to send shivers down your spine? Forget ghosts and goblins, the real horror story is checking your retirement savings in this economy!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃‍♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

  Commentary:
  🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!

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