Funny 401k quotes

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it's not.

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025