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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃‍♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 401k, cause, commitment, exercise, finance, hell, humor, i, joke, never, retirement, run, running, signed on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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