Never signed up for a 401k cause thereโ€™s no way in hell I can run that far.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! ๐Ÿ˜‚"