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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Making waves on Twitch:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Trending via Snapchat:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Funny actions quotes

Funny actions quotes bring laughter to life’s little moments 🎉🤣 Whether it’s silly mistakes or unexpected moves, these gems remind us that sometimes the best way to learn is by doing—and laughing along the way! 😂✨ Ready to brighten your day with a dose of humor and wisdom? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on actions that speak louder than words! 🚀💬

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

1 month ago
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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

1 month ago
accountability, actions, always, around, blame, else, humor, i, loneliness, responsibility, self-awareness, take
Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

1 month ago
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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

1 month ago
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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

1 month ago
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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

1 month ago
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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

3 months ago
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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

4 months ago
action, actions, behavior, confusion, drive, frustration, insanity, sense, trying, understanding
Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

5 months ago
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Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Trending via TikTok:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Just landed via X:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Making waves on Reddit:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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