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33 Funny alive quotes

Funny alive quotes bring laughter and light to everyday moments πŸŒŸπŸ˜‚ They remind us to embrace life with a smile πŸ˜„, finding joy even in the little things πŸŽ‰βœ¨ Whether you need a quick mood boost or a clever twist on staying vibrant, these witty sayings will keep you grinning from ear to ear πŸ˜œπŸ’¬ Get ready to laugh out loud and celebrate being alive like never before! 🎈πŸ’₯

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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