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Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Making waves on Telegram:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Going viral on TikTok:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Going viral on X:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Going viral on Instagram:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Breaking via Slack:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Spotted on TikTok:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Shared recently on Threads:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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43 shares on Slack this month:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Seen just now on Instagram:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Spotted on Messenger:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Spotted on YouTube:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Just landed via Messenger:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Trending via Telegram:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Seen just now on Instagram:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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