Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? π½οΈππ Related funny posts π€ I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or Iβm in love with you. Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you. Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime. FaceTiming me is for platinum members only. I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, βBefore you leave.β No. I already made the decision.